Friday, May 8, 2009

Looking for Mr. Goodvote

The listing can be found on Craigslist under miscellaneous romance.

The heading reads, “Single — Good listener — Looking for self-actualisation”

“Hi, I'm single. And I'm a transferable vote.

“I'm modern, fair, responsive and accountable. I'm a good listener.

“You can look at pictures of me here:

“I'm looking for someone who can make me feel real. Right now, I often feel like I'm only an idea. If you believe in me, and support me, I know I can come alive and make a difference in your life.

“I'm new to Canada, but I'm friendly and I'm hoping I'll fit in here. I've made many friends in Australia, Ireland, Malta, Scotland, New Zealand, Cambridge & Minneapolis.

“Your current partner probably doesn't listen to you or respond to your needs. But I will. I'll listen, I'll give you choices, and you'll get what you want.

“Let's meet up. How about Tuesday May 12th?”

I dunno. I hear from others that you’re complicated. High maintenance. Hard to understand. Obsessed with your Weighted Inclusive Gregory method. I also hear you’ve got a Droop quota! Finally, I’ve got to wonder. Is STV communicable?

No comments: